Sorry, I believe marriage should only be between bottles of ketchup. All other forms of marriage are an abomination unto Grodd. Don’t get me started on catsup rights.
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Servers tend to get forced into doing kitchen prep work. Sometimes we’re forced to use a mandoline. There’s a certain percentage of servers that have a flat tip instead of a rounded tip on their index finger because of this. I am included in this group.
Only if there is tiramisu for desert
So, who wants lunch? My treat.
Yes, yes...oh a thousand times yes!
That’s a pretty good counterpoint.
I think she’s the human embodiment of a selfie stick.
I’m from LA originally so I can explain! He’s actually quite bookish. He was a Rhode scholar and had accomplished a lot outside of Louisiana. When he first ran for public office he was very centrist, but also seemed really smart, and like he’d be a nice change from the good ol’ boy politics as usual in Louisiana. I…
That is the problem with Louisiana politics. Your choice is not really “R or D,” but “corrupt or inept.”
The second he got elected to his second term he started running for president instead of governing the state- so all of his policies have been moronic attention grabs that have only served to run Louisiana into the ground.
“Aryan Former Greek Life Enthusiasts”
I taught for a few years and I remember the dead-eyed zombie look of my first period class. Practically made me want to keep a fridge stocked with Monster. Their test scores reflected the tiredness, too :(. So frustrating.
Cher’s use of Twitter/Text shorthand is masterful.
Ugh, yes. As a hetero lady who enjoys herself some lesbian porn, I immediately X out of it if it involves any of the above. Also: licking their own breasts/attempting to lick own breasts. Come on, now.
I’m trying to figure out how they know if a watcher is female. Now I'm worried they're spying on me when they watch me watch porn.
Porn watching queer woman here. Tbh a lot of the queer produced, “feminist” porn that’s out there (Crash Pad as an example) is incredibly unsexy to me. A huge reason for that is that they do very little pussy eating and tittie sucking and orgasming and a lot of mimicking straight porn insofar as lots of dildo…
As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.
You got me. I’m the one searching for James Deen all the time. It’s literally the only search term I use and I’ve never been disappointed with the results.
I’d be curious to know if there’s a difference in the sort of lesbian porn straight women find hot, and lesbian porn that actual queer women find hot.