This is mesmerizing.

They had them at a French bakery awhile ago but it seems like they stopped carrying them because no one was buying.

FIFY

I heard he had several chicks on the side.

A hot hammy

Apparently I live under a rock and haven’t seen the commercial! Not to be all hipster because I watch plenty of Netflix but Jeopardy is one of the few things I watch on TV...so I’m only familiar with COPD drugs and life insurance commercials.

It’s the smell of privilege that keeps him going forward. I’ll compare it to the smell of a mushroom swiss cheeseburger coming from the break room. I know it’s not mine, and I have no chance of getting it, but I still have to go toward the break room, just to see if maybe someone just wasn’t that hungry and offers me…

But that would cut into the record-breaking profits for the old rich dudes, amirite?

North America is due for a large investment in infrastructure, and it might as well be green. I can’t think of a better jobs program than retrofitting old infrastructure and building new; the scope of improvements needed is absolutely huge.

Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

I will not sit by while the White House takes aim at the lifeblood of [Kentucky’s] economy.

Is there a term for the opposite of lame duck? “Soarin Eagle” perhaps?

“They fought to try and get freedom for everyone.”

I really miss True Blood

Fjorda Helluvitt.

He looks a little bit like Kim Zolciak.

Pam did a great job with his highlights

Bjorn Disway.

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

I read something (on Lainey maybe?) recently about how it's this unspoken thing in Hollywood that you hire an unattractive nanny so you don't get Afflecked/Rossdaled. How about not being cheaters? Is that not an option for the bloated Hollywood ego?