On a DFW-LAX flight, I was allowed to knit. I asked security before I got in line. When I was leaving LAX to head to SYD, I asked again and was told I couldn’t:

People have been worrying pretty hard about the $15/hr wage that Alberta will be implementing in a couple of years. Right now, it’s $10.20 ($9.20 for those who serve liquor). It’s going up $1 in October (liquor servers will be brought into the regular fold to make a flat wage), and then increasing until it’s $15 by…

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Secret Star Hacks.

Holy crap, I'm ungreyed! Monogrammed thermoses for everybody!!

If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

And on the other side of the equation, fast food employees would be able to afford to you know, live. Possibly even buying stuff beyond items needed for base survival, thus stimulating the economy and all that fun stuff.

“Now, a song like “Touch Me, I’m Dick” is about... what?”

Maybe a law firm?

I would limit it to a simple “Ashlee Simpson is Terrible”, but that is my personal taste. I hear she is really big in Belgium.

A thousand times yes. Domestic violence plus guns equals a literal war on women.

Proximity and convenience. These men are too busy or too well known to go out and find some strange, so if they're inclined to cheat, it'll be with someone close by and already in their circle.

Um, your day started at 11:29? Living the good life.

I am trying to imagine scenarios that would make me both brush my hair AND put on makeup when leaving the house. So far the only one I can think of is if the Obamas were having a cook out on my lawn.

I don’t get this line of thinking. Men and women come in contact with attractive/younger/hotter people all the time. Should a wife (or husband, for that matter) make sure their spouse is never around anyone hotter or more attractive or younger so that the spouse doesn’t get ‘tempted’.

I think Stassa’s referring to how Jenny didn't get weird and anti-vax until her relationship with Carrey (2005-2010).

I thought we all knew that Melissa McCarthy has a weird cousin who was a sidekick to Chris Hardwick.

Celebrity Big Brother UK.

Do you poop in the bathroom?