Banned foods include everything that make this wretched existence worth suffering through for another day.

Banned foods include alcohol, coffee, soda, dairy, meat, pasta, starchy grains and refined sugar.

Chemtrails :/

“The pay gap exists because women choose to work less hard and go into lower-paying fields.” Oh man, if only I had 77 cents for every time I heard that line...

Ooh, another feminist board game! I finished mine earlier this year. Still tweaking some things. In it, you draw character cards and build your character’s identity using privilege, race, age, and other modifiers. You have a goal and a day that you will die, and you are supposed to complete that goal before you die…

COCO: You know what, I feel like I’ve been a part of Jezebel’s lives for a very long time! I’ve been on Jezebel since, I think, day one!

This. I like her, I mean, I think I do, but this really rubbed me the wrong way. I stay home with my little boy while my husband goes to work. Soooo, I’m a “do nothing bitch?” And please, let’s not say “that’s not what she meant” because, yes, that is what she meant.

Terrible plan.

Given the College’s motto of “For Christ and His kingdom,” this is not particularly surprising. Given that the average cost of attendance is around/over $40,000 per year, it’s also likely that the vast majority of students who go to Wheaton have parents with health insurance that they can stay on thanks to the ACA…

Too late...have none of you heard of Jade Helm? Do you not realize that Obummer is almost finished using the excuse of a “routine military training exercise” to turn Texas into a Muslim enclave? Don’t you know that the Texas Constitution has already been replaced by Sharia law?

Listen, I get it. It’s a good plan, and Jeebus knows it would really help. It’s a big state, so maybe we can set aside a Massachusetts-sized portion of West Texas and corral them there. That way we can keep the crazy under control while also keeping the barbecue and the Tex-Mex. Best of both worlds!

Whoa whoa whoa! We have enough crazies here already. If anything we need an even distribution nation wide to dilute the crazy.

Well lets just be real here. A woman's place is not really in a university anyway.

Just like Jesus would do.

Well yeah, didn’t Jesus himself say, “Better to deny all students all healthcare than allow one woman to have affordable birth control”

Ah, the good old “let’s stop providing basic health coverage, like offering meningococcal vaccines in a meningitis prone environment, all to put a few whores in their place “ plan. Works every time.

And I figured she was wearing one of those shirts you can buy flea markets that have hands printed on the boobs.

Check out this gem of a sentence from E Online: