Baby parts, obviously. I mean have you ever had some fetal brain tissue on toast? Spreads better than butter but with half the fat.

I’ve brought this up before, but it seems a lot like the phenomenon of women being stereotyped as being overly talkative (yapping, nagging, chatting, etc.), despite the fact that there have been studies showing that women actually talk way less than men do. People just hate hearing what women have to say.

Nope. This is something that BOTH men and women do. But ONLY women are penalized and criticized for it. It’s not because it “sounds terrible.” It’s because sexism.

ladies when will you just finally learn that every single part of you is offensive and disgusting

Leave it to Naomi to end up being part of the problem. In Terri Gross’s recent conversation with a vocal coach and a linguist, the latter rightly pointed out that posh English men have been frying the fuck out of their words forever and no one seems to mind. First time that occurred to me.

Men do it too — it’s just their voices are less policed.

THE SKIN...WAS LEFT...BEHIND

social accents to ingroup/outgroup are a thing. see: some gay men, theatre people, some interpretations of ebonics, etc.

The best part of this entire thing is this sentence:

This is actually the least offensive tale of someone taking their snake out in public I’ve heard in a while.

Bwahaha. Look what just turned up in my mailbox

Maybe he was just trying to hitch a ride to his cousin’s funeral in Austin? (RIP, Austin Cobra)

THAT WAS THE BEST THING

Mike Dexter is a fucking legend!

Tituss Burgess as the Lion?

I met my husband when both of our daughters were nine years old. We dated for several years before we got married. If he had started sleeping with my daughter 10 years later after me giving birth to his child....y’all....Y’ALL....just put some money on my books at the commissary. I’d have been in jail.

Sorry, but if there was ever a role Kanye was born to play, it would be The Wizard. And I like Queen Latifah. But the role is a mediocre talented man who fooled people into thinking that he was an all powerful genius by using lights, sounds, over blown effects and self-proclaimed grand declarations of his power. Yep,…

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

I am not surprised that The Proprietor of Fashionable Male is so basic that he has an affair with the freaking nanny. So predictable. His denials are weak and his PR team sucks. Hell, he probably IS the PR team. His response is the equivalent of, “I’ll kick everyone’s ass in this room!” But he isn’t even cool enough…