The sports metaphors have led me to believe I actually don’t know anything about any sport ever.

Yeah. I mean, step 1: marry someone who doesn’t suck.

Frankly I think Katy Perry and Ed Sheeran look equally bad for sticking their nose into a feud that they had no part of to begin with. Perry looks desperate for someone to please pay attention to her and Sheeran looks like Gretchen Weiners.

Sun Tzu for Pop Stars.

...That sounds like a terrible way to deal with something like that, but whatever floats your boat...

you are almost definitely going to be breaking it first

I AM ALONE RIGHT NOW AND IT IS FUCKING AWESOME. Mr. Coco and Coco Jr. had to go out of town to take care of some stuff, leaving me here alone for ten days. TEN! I have done nothing but read. I have eaten nothing but carrots with hummus, popsicles, and similar foods that involve no more preparation that opening them.…

My thoughts too.

I think a lot of people attribute way too much meaning to the idea of marriage. You’re still the same people you were before the wedding, and it’s still the same relationship. A wedding isn’t going to alter your relationship in any fundamental way. If you had problems before, you’ll still have them after, and you’ll…

Maybe it means that you went in to it with reasonable expectations, so the less rosy parts don’t strike you as so bad.

Marriage is “hard” if as a couple you struggle to communicate, don’t know where your weak spots are, and don’t want the same things out of life or understand how to compromise and sacrifice from time to time.

Lmfao! I am p sure it's a kinja glitch but I prefer this theory tbh

It’s meeeeee! Posting from a Burner. My ghost lives on and has a lot to say about pop culture, apparently.

Volumes will be written about the violent struggle and the price paid for dissent

I just starred like forty each of Alconleigh’s and MissAndry’s posts, so I hope not.

Many in the first kinjinfantry fell at the battle of Geitner.

She was a casualty of the Great Gawker War, about which many songs have been written. I love that her new screen name is basically “IDGAF, ban this one too, assholes.”

I find rude teens more annoying than little kids. Kids at least have the excuse of having really bad bad days and not being very mature. Teens can totally know how to behave. They really choose to be obnoxious.

That’s good teenagering, too. You must have been so proud to hear it!