You really, really should. I work from home and my 8 AM client canceled. I might have another.

Maybe we’re not drunk enough. I just made (another)(very light pink) Goose and cranberry. I’ll let you know if it starts to make sense.

“Finding it ironic to parade the pit women against other women argument about as one unmeasurably capitalizes on the take down of a woman”

Either cleaning it up or leaving an extra large tip are both acceptable. Personally, I never minded a mess if I was getting a big tip to make up for it.

I wonder if my husband would let me call him my permanent gentleman caller.

as a child, I purposely dropped some garbage on the floor in the school hallway right in front of a teacher. When he asked me why I’d done that, I answered that the school had janitors, and it was their job to clean up.

My gentleman caller (or “boyfriend” as he insists I call him) has a big problem with kids in restaurants. Although he won’t admit it, the presence of children is his benchmark for the quality of any establishment. And he is hyperaware of any child in his general vicinity.

That’s not the point though!!!!! Life is precious until it rips it way out of your uterus! Then that little rat bastard better get a job because my tax dollars aren’t going anywhere near it!

“since new embryos can survive for several days in a test tube, viability begins at conception.”

Ah yes, the greatest human want, to live for several days.

I knew at 3 and had to wait till I was 6.5 to have it because I live in TENNESSEE. Fuck anyone sticking their nose into this issue. What I did is no one’s fucking business. A “friend” called me afterwards to say “I don’t hate you, I’ve just never known anyone to who did this and I’ve been crying about your choice for…

I am the mother of a child with Aspergers. Though he’s quite chill and polite now, he alternated between an angel and a fucking monster from the time he was born until he was four. Lest you think I’m exaggerating, he exasperated pretty much anyone who had to deal with him during one of his meltdowns.

And when you say Warren Buffet, I picture Jimmy Buffet, and my brain spits out this horrible vision of Mariah covering “Cheeseburger In Paradise”. Ow >.<

This “rollicking barbecue” has everything: a margarita fountain, guacamole, badminton, and Jason Bateman.

I wouldn’t normally think my perspective on this is that worth sharing, but you specifically asked for opinions, so here you go.

My wife and I consistently have discussions as to whether it’s worth going out to eat with our 2 and 4 year old kids. It’s a crap-shoot at this age. Sometimes they’re happy and distractable and other times they’re fairly inconsolable.

Can we invent a drug that makes men feel 50% of what women go through? Like here, take these hormone pills for six months, bleed out of your ass, have cramps, get zitty, sensitive, bloated, and then, then take this other one for 9 months and double in size, pee and throw up all the time, and get weird and weepy . Then…

No. Ever since women got even the smallest of rights like voting, birth control, protection from being harassed in the workplace, Roe v. Wade, spousal rape laws, the GOP has ramped up their assault on womens rights. They cannot stand the idea of a woman who has autonomy over her life and her body. They need to rule…

Don’t they count gestional age as starting from the end of your last period...? Seven weeks is when the vomiting and nausea are supposed to start, too; I bet that a lot of women don’t even know that they’re pregnant at that point.

So take them out of the woman and put them in a test tube. How long do they live?