Maybe it’s a grow-er not a show-er?

brb, immediately opening a beach bar in Hawaii called the WeeWee-HooHa Hut.

Abortion trebuchet.

Well, I’ve been raised from birth as currently being 26.

Does any state have safe haven for moody teenagers? How late do these laws go to?

For any who think this is a First Amendment issue:

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”

I will now bill everyone’s insurance for therapy services.

I would have sent her one back that read “0 adults, 0 child” tbh that is so rude of your cousin.

I find that a lot more problematic than whether or not to have kids at the wedding.

Frankly, who you are boning is your own deal — and, there is no saying that you and your BFF don’t have a romantic relationship that you don’t want to share... ish.

At some point I just shrug and assume that the parents will either bring snacks or deal with the consequences.

You know what, Bears? I’m sending you a fog.

We were having fun singing along with the radio when the OWNER came over to the table and very RUDELY told us to keep quiet others were trying to eat.

Dude I thought she was talking about the show and was like, “Same”. That bullshit is on season 85, I don’t understand.

I loved the first two seasons, but this season...I don’t know. It’s like they ran out of things to do and had a big talk about it, like, okay, Piper and Alex need to get together, but not stay together. They need to break up. Let’s get their clothes off...I know! Bed bugs! And then we’ll add a sexy chick to throw the…

Biased in favor of... facts?

Microwave ovens have been around for less

It looks like they gave up halfway through making it. Like they just looked down after toasting the bun and putting on the first part of the lobster “Christ, what are we doing with our lives? I just can’t even”.

I thought you didn't do poop stories?