ScaryMommy has been a lifeline for me - one of the few venues it seems where women talk honestly about how much pregnancy can really suck. We need to make it okay for women to not like being pregnant, and to get all the info out there about alllll the weird, gross stuff that can and does happen, and all the weird…

You need new people. I’ve spent the last hour liking all the “FUCK YEAH RAINBOWS” posts.

Quality education just leads to messiness like public participation in democracy. We can’t have that.

This is probably one of the safest challenges you can make. Here’s another good one for you: “I would argue that Pepin the Short was a more effective steward of Francia than his father, Charles Martel. Come get some, Charles Martel fans!”

ok why hasn’t anyone posted the little girl from the taco commercial..”why not both”. men have it both ways and frankly it’s bullshit. mo money n ladies faces on money. i’d rather spend a damn dollar with a lady face on it anyway.

Harriet Tubman on the ten.

I’m guessing you like a lot of caramel in your frappuccino.

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

I’m Heather Chandler and everyone else is Veronica.

Thinks “Jezebel + science, this is going to be a trainwreck.”

Siri, clear my schedule.

sluts, you are welcome

I’m sure mine have, but i’ve “unfollowed” them so I don’t see their backwards-ass posts anymore.

I wonder if any of those “religious” institutions whined about the 2 page form to be a non-profit religious institution required by the IRS.

““But it’s 10:55 pm, it’s like a race! We made it through the door on time!” HOST, this is where you need to say fuck no. In fact, if it’s after 10:45, say fuck no or else both FOH and BOH will want to kill you.”

Disagree. Its not a matter of putting your foot down, its a matter of seeing it from the customer perspective. I hated seating people right before close. HATED IT. But my restaurant required us to. That’s my ass on the line if the server complains to management or on yelp. I would always try to deflect customers from…

No, he won’t wonder. They won’t want anything to do with him because they are ungrateful assholes whose minds have been poisoned by their bitch mothers. (In his mind, of course.)

Yet women are expected to regularly put various chemical substances or foreign objects into our bodies for contraceptive purposes. Oh, and then we’re expected to put another human into our bodies and then let it out in spectacular and painful fashion. So, yeah...no sympathy from this quarter, I’m afraid.

I don’t know, I can think of a bunch of fairly old-school guys I know who got vasectomies when they were done having kids. In some countries, more than half of men over 40 have had vasectomies. There’s no reason to assume that a reversible, less-intrusive male contraceptive option couldn’t become just as popular.

Happy Non-Father’s Day!