Doubtful. 

The sexual tension in this article could melt the sun. 

I kind of doubt I was a consideration unless the staff has no mechanism to check whether I used a silent approved account to black myself [I don’t] and believed I did. Prior to that they’d have to feel that I was derailing things enough to want to do something about it.

Unbelievable.  You escaped. 

I assumed that guy was staff purely because of how ridiculous and persistent he was.  Nothing clever, just base hysteria and vitriol. 

First thing this doofus has said that’s actually somewhat correct. You should not call women, or anyone else for that matter, “beautiful.” Not only is beauty relative, opening up a world of problems unto itself, it’s an explicitly physical trait and implicitly sexual. Such a “compliment” is never invited and widely…

Johnny, you don’t understand how this has affected me. I’m used to dialogue at the height of decorum with my intellectual peers up there in the black. Our words are divine, our intentions pure. We address each other with uncommon pleasantries, unknowable to the slobs down here in the greys I am now forced to suffer.…

Please for the love of God ungrey me.  I can’t stand being lumped in with all these half and quarter brains.  I will do anything. 

There’s less than 24 hours until midterms and they just silenced the most loudest opposition to Trump on purpose. Guess these Splinter execs got tax cuts too...

As do I, meine hamster. As do I.

Unfortunately not the case.  I am what many are now calling “without brain.”  As such, there is no hope for me.  Goodbei. 

Today is like Christmas.  Genuinely enjoying this. 

Trish was promoted yesterday. 

Yup.  Half the time the top comment was some tongue-in-cheek trollishness and to be honest I just don’t have time for that sort of nonsense.  Not anymore.  I go to the comments to chat with like-minded individuals about matters of mutual interest with the objective of furthering my own understanding of the subject…

Yes, and if you would like the complete history behind this username, please view the following:

Down here in the greys, bubba, you can say what you want.  This is a forgotten place where ghouls go to die.

Finally someone who gets it.

Considering everyone - staff included I’m sure - thinks I have a secret followed account that I use to black myself it very well might be. If true, and considering I don’t, this may be my greatest accomplishment here.

Not the case.  Thought you knew that. 

This is the exact problem.  The trolls pretend to be serious but then all of a sudden they aren’t serious.  Something needed to be done and I’m glad that Splinter took this action.