Everyone is over on the purge article crying about their demotions. I will take this opportunity to answer the question in the headline, unopposed:

no i ain’t - you is

It is true that I have thousands of accounts by now, though I’ve only saved the keys to about eight hundred thirty of them. This is the only one that was followed by Splinter.  And for what it’s worth, this mass purge is very welcome.  You all were getting so lazy. 

good luck home boi 

lol 

Bernie lost fair and square.  Get over it. 

To be fair, if you are gullible enough to think that Trump has ever been successful at anything you deserve to live in the ignorance you chose.  He has failed at everything he’s ever attempted while claiming success.  People with above average intelligence know this, the rest are told.  And NBC is good at relaying…

Can’t tell if you’re being serious or not.  NBC has done quite a lot in the way of resisting this administration and refusing to spread its propaganda.  MSNBC is obviously the better of the two, but NBC does an excellent job of telling people what to care about and what to ignore.

Trolling is the future of journalism. 

Wait, what? Did this really happen? I started drinking at 7am yesterday morning and didn’t stop until I passed out around 7pm. I woke up this morning to an empty bottle of Tito’s, four missing limes, and all of my Coronas were gone too. I keep a carton of cigs in my closet and half of those were gone but there’s no…

Probably a bunch. I have chewed my fingernails into tiny pieces since I was old enough to care about hygiene. I usually spit most of the soft nail material out but am not naive enough to think I haven’t swallowed quite a few whole nails by this point. Add in the calluses and inner cheek tissue and we’re probably over…

Obamacare was a very simple law that made healthcare better for everyone: insurance companies, hospitals, doctors, pharma, even biotech.  It wasn’t single payer, but it was the first step in that direction.  Had Trumpy not won, we would have been able to raise taxes enough to get single payer done.  

Well, whatever. It’s original by today’s standards. Don’t get me wrong, I think action movies have come a long way since Braveheart and a lot of that has to do with the socially conscious plot lines. I’m just saying I’ve had enough of remakes really. Rogue One was great, but let’s try to use some new vehicles for the…

Pretty cool. I like how Avatar promotes social values and discourse through original film instead of remakes. Originality is the key to any great art.

I believe it’s a modern take on a very famous Bill Clinton quote: “I am in support of the NRA position on gun control.”

“A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges.”

The winds of change are felt, not seen. 

We need to get off our high horsies and embrace the support international corporations are begging to give us. You need money to win. They have it. Bernie’s individual donation campaign was cute - if not exactly true - but only so long as we had Hillary as a backstop. Now we need to win, so bring on the international…

Ostriches are neither extinct nor nocturnal.

I’m in MA so I don’t need to.