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Happy New Year Splinterfaces!
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You can tell this guy’s on all kinds a gear just by his head. He’s got one of those tiny little heads that you see around which are never accompanied by a large and athletic body. The size of your head says a lot about how much natural muscle you are able to put on and this guy has a little baby pinhead.

We need to close the gender pay gap but this is just ridiculous.  I’m sorry but Emily Blunt does not deserve to be paid what The Rock is paid.  That man has so much more experience in action movies, production, film-making in general and literally everything else.  Guys when we start demanding unreasonable stuff is

You smokin wrong blutz lol

If you voted for Trump this wouldn’t be happening. 

Slam dunks are routine, expected, and boring. It’s a nano second event followed by several minutes of some dumb lanky tree celebrating and acting tough. Enjoying the slam dunk says a lot about someone as a person.

Article: Here all the ways Trump dumb af

Dems have a ton of leverage here, whatwith their voters alone experiencing hardship as a result of the shutdown. 

It’s actually much simpler, mi amigo. Trump is “unfunding” a loud chunk of Democrat voters until the rest of us - the majority of citizens - get funding for The Wall.

The Catholic Church or the self-isolating immigrant communities? 

Bloomberg has extremely deep international support.  

Except it is. Listen, Bernie has been put out to pasture and the Bernie-lite airheads like AOC are nothing more than an in-kind contribution, made by us, toward your ongoing, but slowly dissolving fantasy.

Some readers will actually believe this article. 

The best sports stories are the political ones.

The establishment made America what it is today.  Stop it. 

My New Year’s Resolution to myself in 2017 was to consume less mindless, time-wasting media and instead focus on improving myself. Happy to report that I did not miss my Netflix subscription at all and that visiting a local bookstore and chatting with the employees is a much more wholesome and fulfilling experience

So much this.

Rudy Giuliani released six 911 suspects detained in New Jersey a mere six hours after the towers fell and buried all information related to Urban Moving Systems.

The shutdown won’t end until the Dems on furlough start showing up at their congresswomen’s office and demanding they cave on The Wall. The shutdown doesn’t affect Trump, his base, or anything beyond a few registered Dems paid by the government to do nothing all day.

Take it you haven’t bought one before.  It really does help. 

Horrible and yet... still so much better than the lands from whence they came. Says a lot about what it means to be a refugee. Says a lot about what it means to be American. Says a lot about humanity itself.