Semi related: this cartoon is eerie indeed. “He tells it like it is” has officially become the tag of a horror movie now.

I’m mean, gee, who could have foreseen that a man who may (or may not) be a billionaire, with a myriad of international business interests, might face a few conflicts of interest? This was totally unforeseeable.

There’s no way Bush can hoop. His lateral quickness is virtually nonexistent and Barry O would jab-jab-rock Bush the fuck outta his Steph Curry 2s. Whole family just embarrassed. Jeb over there crying. Michelle asking if Bush’s wife wants to run twos, but Laura scared as hell. These are just facts, and sometimes you…

Hey there, Dante. White dude here. I live this life every day as well and your coping methods sound familiar. Only difference is I don’t have a door to put something between me and them. Sorry you’ve gotta deal with that shit.

Seeing as experience is no longer a necessary qualification then I’ll put forth Michelle Obama.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

The Bills received a dang delay of game penalty right as Carpenter made his 49-yard kick.

The only problem with this episode was the amount of fucking commercials. Ffs AMC! Give us a break.

Is it policy that deceased inductees don’t get a speech on their behalf at their induction as well? Because THAT pissed me the fuck off. Nice little video piece, a sentence from Madden, they unveil the bust and Freddie B. and the Grandsnakes were up there crying like babies, I’m trying not to let the wife see my…

Not when my raiders are finally hot shit. Are you crazy?

Ah, the good old “fit the description”. I’ve been told I fit the description so many times it got to the point where I started questioning whether I led a double life.... Part time HS Student/College Student/Young professional depending on how long ago we’re talking, part time violent felon. I must have been a busy…

yeah, I have a few stories like that too. Playing pick up ball in a “nice” neighborhood was always a risk. I was handcuffed and detained for about a half hour because I “fit the description” of a person suspected of breaking into nearby houses. I was 16, and no more than 5'7 160 lbs. The guy they were looking for…

I’m black. When I was like 12 or 13 or so I played baseball in the summer. One day after a game a group of us went out for pizza after the game. After ordering a few of us went outside to toss the ball for a few minutes in the parking lot. A few minutes into tossing the ball we heard a loud tapping on a window near…

If you don’t find rich people working in the shadows to influence society and government, then ok.

He thinks “single-digit millionaires” are upper middle class. That’s about all I need to know.

If Halloween was about role models there wouldn’t be a halloween..

I still find it funny how murderers are better role models than people who are dressing sexy.

As a father who somewhat begrudgingly let his daughter be this this year, I know where you’re coming from but, at least for my 7 year old, she has no idea. She hasn’t seen the film, she knows Harley from TAS, but only wanted to do Margot Robbie, but really, she just thinks it looks cool. 

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