Semi related: this cartoon is eerie indeed. “He tells it like it is” has officially become the tag of a horror movie now.

I’m mean, gee, who could have foreseen that a man who may (or may not) be a billionaire, with a myriad of international business interests, might face a few conflicts of interest? This was totally unforeseeable.

There’s no way Bush can hoop. His lateral quickness is virtually nonexistent and Barry O would jab-jab-rock Bush the fuck outta his Steph Curry 2s. Whole family just embarrassed. Jeb over there crying. Michelle asking if Bush’s wife wants to run twos, but Laura scared as hell. These are just facts, and sometimes you…

Hey there, Dante. White dude here. I live this life every day as well and your coping methods sound familiar. Only difference is I don’t have a door to put something between me and them. Sorry you’ve gotta deal with that shit.

Seeing as experience is no longer a necessary qualification then I’ll put forth Michelle Obama.

The two ladies in my office. Both young moms of girls. One actually said (not paraphrasing) “well I didn’t like either candidate but my husband owns a business so, you know, Trump being a business man, it makes more sense.”

The Bills received a dang delay of game penalty right as Carpenter made his 49-yard kick.

Is it policy that deceased inductees don’t get a speech on their behalf at their induction as well? Because THAT pissed me the fuck off. Nice little video piece, a sentence from Madden, they unveil the bust and Freddie B. and the Grandsnakes were up there crying like babies, I’m trying not to let the wife see my…

Not when my raiders are finally hot shit. Are you crazy?

Ah, the good old “fit the description”. I’ve been told I fit the description so many times it got to the point where I started questioning whether I led a double life.... Part time HS Student/College Student/Young professional depending on how long ago we’re talking, part time violent felon. I must have been a busy…

yeah, I have a few stories like that too. Playing pick up ball in a “nice” neighborhood was always a risk. I was handcuffed and detained for about a half hour because I “fit the description” of a person suspected of breaking into nearby houses. I was 16, and no more than 5'7 160 lbs. The guy they were looking for…

I’m black. When I was like 12 or 13 or so I played baseball in the summer. One day after a game a group of us went out for pizza after the game. After ordering a few of us went outside to toss the ball for a few minutes in the parking lot. A few minutes into tossing the ball we heard a loud tapping on a window near…

I think you are looking for Sebastian Janikowski 6'1 265 career long 63 yards. Too bad he had to languish on a shitty Raiders team throughout his 20s and now 30s, he would have been a legend (he is still very good, though, and the Raiders are less terrible).

Which just amazes me when the football mind set is “Why draft a kicker with a top pick? He’s not even a football player.” Who else is more likely to win a game with 1 second left? Like it or not, kickers decide so many games. Despite what the big, bad football players think, it’s Neanderthal thinking to not give up a…

On par with cops turning off their body cams. That shouldn’t be an option. There shouldn’t even be an off switch to begin with. Why do they need to turn it off? What do you not want seen?

That bus driver was terminated fortunately, but apparently that bus company lets the drivers turn off the cameras? What the fuck...there’s no point at all to having cameras if people can just turn them off when they want to do bad shit.

Except (and as someone with ZERO Spanish/Portuguese) even I could have guessed that contra meant “against” or “oppose” ie CONTRAindicated, CONTRAlateral, CONTRAception.

Never in the history of What the Fuck has What the Fuck been so appropriately applied as it is in this instance.

Nonsense. She is mean spirited first and foremost. Chalking up every form of assholery to “mental illness” is both hugely insulting to people who are mentally ill and a weak justification for the bad behavior of a nasty, homophobic bigot. Ms. Banks needs to slither back under her rock.

Being a female POC isn’t a “get…