This guy can help

I think 52ndstate meant something along the lines of “You left $1.6 Million worth of gold unattended? Pack your bags.”

In NYC you could push a shopping cart full of bloody dismembered body parts down the sidewalk and everyone would just mind their own f-ing business.

My impression is that it’s normal to just ignore everyone else in NYC.

Something tells me the guard suddenly found he has a boatload of free time on his hands.

Wait.

I did look, as evidenced by the fact that I mentioned many of my favorites were available. You could have read.

No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

No, these people are irony-blind. Remember, they’re the ones who spent months bleating “voting is rigged!” and are now complaining about the recount.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

With those numbers on that franchise I’m ready to induct TP sr. into the Hall of Fame now.

I thought everyone was sort of in agreement that Pryor is the one part of the Browns that doesn’t totally sucks.

He had 131 yards with Josh McCown throwing to him. In a Browns uniform. I dunno he seems ok?

For all we know if she had been properly secured she may have suffered more severe injuries.

Infant survival instincts are out of this world, and it’s a shame we lose them as we grow older. They know how to float, hold their breath in water, fall correctly, and basically instinctively react to cause the least amount of damage. Evolution is a hell of a thing.

I’m pretty sure the entire rest of this story drove the point home... getting a ticket is to warn you before something bad has happened. In this case I highly doubt that a ticket is going to make more of a point than what actually happened to them.

That precious child definitely has a guardian angel watching over her.

Once, when cornered in an argument, my very drunken friend screamed:

Can we move on from the pats and deflating already?

Well, at least I still have the Knic...oh dear lord...