No parent should ever bury their child.

There are widows, widowers and orphans, but there is no word for a parent who lost a child.

She was at “Cook Out”. As an ardent fan of Cook Out over the past 10 years, when you need a Cook Out milkshake, you just have to get it. No matter the time. This is 100% completely understandable.

Wow. Condolences to the Gay family. No parent should ever bury their child.

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Unicorn blood?! Unicorn tears are where it’s at!

I grabbed this gif when Bernie-or-Busters were still a thing, but it’s very all-purpose:

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

I want everyone to see the uncropped AP photo:

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

Their next tweet is pretty good. Someone in the Lawrence police department has a sense of humor:

“Until this happened,”

Well it’s a shame it took her whole family getting sick but it’s refreshing to hear an anti-vaxxer say “I was wrong, I was batshit, I’ve since researched and have changed my mind”.

I don't know. I just can't stomach the stuff, and it seems like it's gotten super popular in the hipster community. If I had to put this somewhere, it'd be at 36. My go-to when I'm drinking light beer is typically Bud Light, which isn't much cheaper, but at least tastes like something and doesn't taste skunked. …

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.

PBR is so fucking overrated.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"