That’s not a tip, it’s a bribe.

I never thought Crystal Skull’s missteps were updating Indy to a 50s setting, both literally and in terms of the cinematic inspirations (Russians, A-Bombs, Aliens) from the pulp films of that era. In fact, it seems like a great way to modernize the character - insisting that he needs to be hunting Christian artifacts…

I alway felt like David Niven could play a classier Han Solo. I have no problem with Harrison Ford personally, but what was he thinking?

It’s about ethics in Jedi journalism

Also worth noting that Hanks and Zemeckis made polar express. Crossing my fingers for some uncanny valley “real boy”

Don’t be fatuous, Geppy.

He fixes the cable?

This was 100% my first thought.

Heh, it’s a meme about Tippet being credited as ‘dinosaur supervisor’ and people blaming him for the raptors getting loose like it actually happened.

It’s actually B.

You Won’t Believe How This Star Wars Character Got His Name!

“If they want to rebrand, they have to excise the news network”

Probably a few decades of not liking anything he has to contribute would do it? I think for me it’s being exposed to people who are REALLY into Family Guy, they don’t reflect on well Seth. Sorry!

he’s smarmy and has a punchable face it’s not rocket science. you’re allowed to not like a famous person for no good reason! that’s part of the deal of being famous.

And that’s for a single director.  And 23 isn’t that old.  The idea that someone should have seen every great film by that age is preposterous.

I might be misremembering, but wasn’t the whole point of the alternate Lokis that they were the only remaining ones after the time police people had basically been pruning them away to maintain a single timeline? IIRC she was just the only remaining female Loki, not the only one ever.

23 year olds don’t have cable. 

I would imagine it was possible due to Goodfellas coming out a decade before they were born. I don’t know why people expect everyone to have seen every movie ever made 

Yeah, at this point Hughes and Barsanti's shtick has morphed into its own brand of aimless snark haphazardly welded to random nuclear hot takes. I'm a little surprised Hughes didn't take Luhrmann to task for failing to address the My Lai massacre or Kent State shootings, despite filming a movie set in the time period…