I think you may be overthinking the inherent goofiness of a storyline which involves a gorilla that was given super intelligence because of space powers going back in time to murder Barack Obama.

This GIF is pure comedy. The way he crosses the plate the moment after the ball drops.

It’s embarrassing that a sprots website would publish a post that suggests that it may have possibly have been anyone BUT Hosmer’s ball.

“I’m not sure what Hosmer means by ‘turn around.’ I guess Ellis wouldn’t want to be facing away from home plate when he made the catch?”

10 days or possibly longer? Brewers are reporting 6-8 weeks.

Just because it’s stick-shaped and served in a paper sleeve shouldn’t make it fries.

“...it’s more the idea that any stick-shaped food item should be branded as fries.”

Yep, which is why Donut fries (especially when they are shaped like french fries is a great name)

Dobolts.

They are literally fried. IMO anything that’s fried, has the right to describe itself as a “fry”

Sausage gravy? What fucking planet are you from? Sausage gravy is for biscuits ya’ chode!

It’s the catchers’ fault. Should have called for their sliders.

and even if they are, they’re steak fries and steak fries suck.

FUCK YES, Rudie Can’t Fail is so underrated!

Solid logic

She gave me a choice between that one and one with a bulldog wearing a baseball cap, and I’ve never liked when cap logos wear caps so it was kind of a no brainer.

You ever tried DMT? It’s one of the most powerful hallucinogens in the universe, a chemical which is surprisingly also naturally present throughout the human body.

Has NO ONE ever been to a Sushi Boat place? Biggest thing I miss, living in BFE.

I don’t think I can handle new episodes of Legion and The Americans back to back but I’ll be damned if I’m not gonna try.