He never had to listen to boos from the home crowd when he was with the Marlins! Or cheers for that matter. Because not many people go to games. This is a joke about their poor attendance numbers, you see.

Bonus points for Ernie’s uncorrected typo!

Ooh, Moloch is in this! The scene where his fanatical worshipers feed screaming children into the roasting hot oven that is his belly should be something to see!

the American Medical Association. It’s a professional organization for physicians

screw that, i went to the hospital with a .433 BAC and i’m alive...wasn’t on a bike though

Down 1 with 26 outs to work with is a completely different situation than being down 7 with 2 outs to work with.

One could argue that this was the perfect time to work on that exact play. If he gets out in that situation, who cares? They were <1% to win the game at that point, but next time he’s up with no outs in the 9th of a tie game and he pulls a single through a non-shifted infield, he’s definitely going to increase his…

“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

It did feel like they just kind of went “let’s cast Chris Pratt, GOG already established his character for us, so we won’t have to!”.

Well, it was him mom asking him to do it.

This is not true. You can’t be in an offside position if you’re behind the ball.

Finally. AV Club actually got a Frank Stallone post, and everybody else dropped the ball.

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW DENSE THE APOSTLES WERE? THEY NEVER SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT HE WAS TRYING TO SAY.

Perhaps, but then he would whip out the Turn water into wine tricks, and everything would be ok again.*

Those clips were truely miserable to watch. I can’t imagine watching a full game.

He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!

No, if either of these teams finishes half a game out of a playoff spot, it’ll still be meaningless because it means the first five seals have been opened already and we’ll all soon perish in the earthquakes and the lakes of fire.

I think this is the best Community product placement ever.

I love that sweet Univison sound.

@edofyingfilms: From what i can understand, he's from Brazil and so he's thinking in his language. If you knew something about other languages, specifically those derived from Latin, you'd know that the order between substantives, nouns and adjectives is opposite to how english language works.