Forget Wendy’s you should be worried about how RadioShack is going to respond.

That stuff varies. In our high school you only got a tux for prom. Homecoming, whatever other formal dances were your own clothes. Maybe you had a suit from an sibling’s or cousin’s wedding, from a grandparents funeral, from first communion. Some kids do have parents who spend money on things their kids will grow out…

Even when worn as a bit of a joke, you still get a lot of “actually you look good” type comments because that’s what suits do.

For sure. This preempts the inevitable “aren’t you a little old for a Minions movie?” with an end-around “my good man, is this not your finest cinematic offering?”

Script pitch: Filmmaker trapped in temporal loop, forced to continuously relive day 3 of shooting a “Groundhog Day-esque” comedy, trapped in time loop until he realizes how to turn the shooting script into a reboot of Meatballs (and also how to love, naturally).

Also referenced in Nick Fury’s What If?.. though that is also only sorta canon, I guess.

tbf it looks better as a still than in the clip from the trailer where the top half of her face doesn’t move at all

Hooray for death-throes capitalism.

Tim Allen is 69 years old. He first voiced Buzz 27 years ago.
This show is supposed to predate the toy. I feel like having Allen do it would just be the vocal equivalent of de-aged DeNiro pretending his old man immobility is somehow physically intimidating.

Reading the AVClub’s reposted slideshows, a new 4th of July tradition?

I think that’s common among people who don’t think of loyalty as a shared, reciprocal feeling—they say loyalty, but a more accurate word would be veneration.

The star chart thing was almost as annoying as the trial. One of the 21st century characters should have told Konshu he didn’t need to scroll back the literal sky—you can find a sky chart emulator online.

Cairo is on roughly the same latitude as Houston, New Orleans, Jacksonville.

Rachael Weisz wasn’t believable? Admittedly I may not have been watching with totally objective eyes. In any case, yes the show has also been doing a good job choreographing for Calamawy as well (apart from the usual thing of never ever catching a stray bullet), with fighting styles and weaknesses that suit her size…

Steven is meant to be working at the actual British Museum (because the interior court was the basis for the Dr. Strange illuminati set, they haven’t copied it entirely). In any case, the British Museum has the largest collection of ancient Egyptian artifacts outside of Cairo, including the Rosetta Stone, which is a…

Season 2 has Cool Papa Bell and Josh Gibson showing up to ask, “so is the ghost of Kennesaw Mountain Landis running this joint or are we allowed to play” and then a lot of ugly racism from the Iowans in the bleachers who came “for reasons we can’t even fathom, but it certainly wasn’t to get a lectured on some…

Fun fact: for the first four seasons of Friends, google the company didn’t exist. It wasn’t until partway through season 9 that it dethroned Yahoo!.

Was gonna say, step 1: fly to Asia

“Now knowing the full scope of the systemic inequities they’re up against, do former T.M. Landry students have any regrets? Do they think they may have ended up in better colleges if everyone had just played along? Just as Chen doesn’t sniff out breaking news right under his nose, sometimes he’s not posing the obvious…