Its satire and your writing is just as bad.

Since when is saving a game creating a mod?

Argues why a small phone is bad, but then claims a 6" phablet isn’t that huge. We have bootlicker status. Why is small bad? oh bad for you...right so it’s an opinion not fact...

Completely disagree.  Phones are too damn big.  Period.  6 and a half inch screen?  Seriously?  Dude, you’re like the kid with the Bowmar brain on his belt in junior high.  Nobody wanted to sit with him either.  It’s supposed to be a portable phone, dammit.  Profiles like the Sony Xperia XZ2 Compact, and the…

“We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of options”.