To Whom It May Concern:

That is ridiculous.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

And the failed Cartups shall be referred to as “Fartups.” Because I am 40 going on 14.

Im officially putting forward a motion to change “Car Startups” to “Cartups”

It’s all fun and games until I’m buying a used one that says “Happy Graduation Princess”

I got all those videos beat. I shot it with a 600mm lens from approx. 170 miles ESE. I’m so stoked about the details that are captured. The reddish color initially is the plume in sunset colors, then as it exits sunset in rises up into the sunlight @ 30 seconds I can see the vehicle itself! Would have been a 10 out of…

Ya know, there’s a reason they put that stuff on the escalator median. If you can’t figure out what that reason is, you get what you deserve.

“Hines’ chunk of granite comes with a certificate, verifying its flatness down to 0.00004 inches.”

David, these vehicles are hulking piles of shit. I expect you to buy them.

Remember when the sound of a Formula 1 engine was all you needed to get aroused? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

What deranged lunatic puts a tree on their vehicle tip forward?

Purely conjecture, but I’d guess a bad injector.

False.

Patrick George: “I expect his first article Tuesday.”

Have you been around people?

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Never allow yourself to have a sad project car. If you have a project car, then set yourself a hard limit. You either do some substantive work on it every quarter, or you sell it. If you go more than three months without doing any significant work on it (and no, stuff like changing a couple of bolts, rotating the…

He’s.... waiting.... on parts from Japan?

Doesn’t that stuff ship overnight?