My god, that glorious ass...

I’ve got a big soft-spot for Malaise-era American luxury cars, but those are slowly starting to be regarded as classics in some circles, so I think that disqualifies them from being “boring.”

Too much “LOL” in the description for my liking

It beats up supercars and burns like ‘em too

PSA: that fire extinguisher is likely recalled. They are recalling approximately 40 million extinguishers, manufactured from 1973 up to about 10 minutes ago.

“Dirty dick beaters”

The irony is, Rolls-Royce has always been about a car that you are never supposed to drive. You get in, give some commands, read your WSJ, drink your tea, hand off some grey-poupon to passers-by, and arrive at your destination without ever taking control of the vehicle. The car drops you at the front door of your…

Jesus, Torchy. Your imaginary foreign vehicles are slipping through some kind of wormhole.

Looks like a 2007-2011 Camry to me. The rear lights match up, and you can see the chrome Toyota logo above the rear license plate. They are also available with the chrome strip along the bottom of the side windows.

No, I expect you to die.

As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

Oldsmobile Alero: $1

“And lo, the Jalop did bestow upon us this day an eleventh commandment:

Any job that I start off by thinking “This should be a quick, easy fix”

My Jeep developed a new rattle after I watched that.

They DID subcontract textbook procurement to Texas Board of Education, so...

In before the “Why don’t they just raise the bridge a few feet, or dig the road a little deeper?” comments. Oh wow, thanks, your casual shower musings have come to a conclusion that no one with a degree in this field, that does this for a living, has thought of! Gee, you should apply to be CEO of Earth!

The best way I’ve ever heard the diving experience described in a Camaro. “It’s like driving a speedboat sitting in a lawn chair”