Came here for exactly this.

Sweet! Great photos!

Center is Auburn 851 Boattail S/C, right?

That may be the most logical answer... sort of like a sliding pivot lever?

I refuse to sign that. I will however start a petition for a new prize, just for Elon:

Fantastic job, you should be receiving your twelve gold-plated internets in the mail in 7-10 days. Look for the rusty XJ for delivery...

Cheating, but still cool...

I bet I could spend an entire day on your search history.

They look like every other flat-brimmed jackass on the the road sporting the murderetarded look.

As a recovering VW owner, I second this.

Granted, although you generally have to be, you know, alive to get laid...

You sir are a much braver man than I.

Dah-na-na-na-na-na-naaa!

Sure, but good god they are expensive (at least ones that appear to be in decent condition). Looking at a 1998 Cooper, $19,500. Ouch. Most are over $10k.

Right, and possibly by accident.

Awesome, but I still prefer “Sexy Sally” of the B-58 Hustler:

I’m pretty far north of Chicago, but I have garage, air tools, etc. I'll be checking messages so let me know if you need help.

I back this 100%. The belt is bound to need replacing in the foreseeable future anyway, so why risk it?

For a minute, I almost started to think an in-wheel suspension, like the one Multimatic made one for a 32 Ford:

God this is a long thread. I don’t need to see your proof of receipt as you have been graciously sending as proof, but I will say that it seems that a lot of the hate you’re getting seems to be transference, no? Either I a) hate the car for whatever reasons, or b) I hate my life that I will never own one, so by…