It’s almost as if very few Christians have actually READ the Bible. Almost...

I’d file this under “Stupid” but “Who Would Jesus Drone” does have a nice ring to it.

“I have a knife.”

“Do you have a gun, I hope?”

... the brush and floss are to get rid of soft, easily removable food bits that if left unchecked, leads to hardening into tartar, which only the dentist’s metal tools can remove.

Because...

You people are why I love the Internet.

Yep, seen that face before...

Why you fat-shame dolphins?

how about Whaley McDolphinface

“No vegan diet, no vegan powers!”

As in...Vegan Police?

The vegan police will be there any minute to take away his vegan powers.

You get a star for promoting one of the weirdest Batman stories of the last 10 years

I think Jared Leto needs to read Neil Gaiman’s Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader in order to get a better understanding of the Joker:

And with the Spirit rover, JPL did something even worse:

No, this is even dumber.