I realize that, but you'd think they'd at least use their fancy-ass technology to trace a damn phone call in the 21st century to hold false reporters accountable.

You would think by now that the police would learn to do some sort of recon before busting into someplace with SWAT and causing property or physical damage to someone.

Eh, they suck, but they're an enjoyable kinda suck.

Considering the intelligence level of the people who feel threatened by social commentary, I have serious doubts that they wouldn't hurt themselves running with a pair of pointy scissors, let alone explosives.

Nintendo: Frilly petticoats are too hard to animate, here's a black hole of DOOM.

This is the most epic tale of lies, betrayal, and poo.

Drop everything and read this.

WHY, MOJANG, WHYYY?

I sincerely hope this jackwagon NEVER GETS LAID EVER. :|

I'm not gonna lie, I'd squee and flail my arms like a pre-teen girl at a One Direction concert if RDJ casually strolled into the room.

Hot pink was my favorite color when I was like, five years old.
I prefer my electronics in sexy black, thanks.

I was about to say how Sim City-ish it looks with the isometric perspective. Very cool.

Probably because it predates Resident Evil by about five years. I actually own an original copy of the game that I got from a garage sale back in the late 90s, and I thought the graphics were laughable then. But I've learned over all of my gaming years that you shouldn't be too quick to judge a game by its graphics…

That little waterbucket is freaking adorable. :3

That shit should have NEVER been passed. NEVER. :|

He sounds like a real sweetheart. You dodged a bullet there, OP.

NO, U.

I'm glad someone finally addressed this. It's been bothering me how this seems to be blatantly overlooked.

... I just had an involuntary orgasm.

I'm more "ew" over the fact that it's COLD ramen with shellfish. Blech.

Oh GOD, those goddamn PSP commercials. WTF Sony???