Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

She does a good impression of Samantha from SATC.

I know. I'm there too. I was never hit but I was so verbally and emotionally abused. I'm so happy to read you got out. It was so hard... Until I did it and now I can't believe I stayed so long. Stay strong and may you have all the goodness. :)

and you're not with him? I hope...

UN-DER-SERVED

I'm hoping to contribute during the next "Menudo and Tequila for elective hysterectomies" challenge, myself.

I love that first story. We can all have a laugh and nobody comes away with bad feelings. =)

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."