Mine was totally unplanned. I mean, I knew I wanted to ask him but I hadn’t planned on doing it when I did it. It was my last night in my hometown before I moved across the country and we were going to try and make the long distance thing work while he saved up to join me. We had just finished doin’ it on the floor of…

Don’t drink before getting tattooed! Even if it’s something you’ve already discussed and agreed upon with your tattooer. Booze thins the blood, makes you bleed easier which sucks for everyone involved. If it’s nerves that are the problem, smoke a doob instead. Or have like, one beer. This has been your heavily…

I guess this story doesn’t count because I was the one being a dick, but I just love telling it. So me and my boyfriend at the time were at Maryland Death Fest, a big outdoor metal festival in Baltimore. Boyfriend was off buying too many teeshirts, and I was just wandering around, waiting for the next band to start.…

I had been with a guy for five years, engaged for one when we broke up. He said he just wanted to be single for a while, among other reasons, and we mutually agreed that it was for the best, and would remain best friends.

1. Pick things up with my toes whenever it's more convenient (I basically am always barefoot in the house now)

My parents' dog seriously was given a prescription for Xanax because they moved across country and she was having riding-in-the-car anxiety. When I have anxiety attacks the doctor tells me "maybe yoga would help". I should just go to the vet.

My favorite thing is when you order a drink and the bartender is like, "What's in that?" Dude, come on, it's a margarita, get it together. Or just let me make it myself.

Now I want Uno's. DAMN YOU.

"No, of course you're nothing like your father."

No, he's out of my life, thank god. Somehow, strangely, one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. I thought it would be so easy to say "Get the fuck out."

Thanks for this. I can relate. The first time he hit me he cried and apologized and I made him dinner. The second time he hit me he told me I wasn't worth the effort. The third time he hit me I was forced to tell my father because of the bruise and broken tooth. Now I own a handgun.

Ugh, that TMZ article about Stephanie Moseley's murder is ridiculously full of victim-blaming. Fuck TMZ.

Is she quite tall? My size 10 body certainly doesn't look like that, but then again, everyone's different.

Where's the article? It's just blank now

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