As a Nets fan (yes, we exist), the fact that the Celtics probably won’t win a championship as a result of the awful trade my franchise of choice made with them just makes me feel happier than Bill Simmons recapping “Teen Wolf” frame-by-frame.

Easy with the IT fluffing.

At first it seemed like you were taking pleasure in other people’s misfortunes but *plot twist* you are clearly a masochist.

Sadly there would be no way to make the money work, but it’s fun to imagine Kyrie and Horford signing with the Lakers. Then, with Kyle Kuzma in the role of a less good Tatum, the Lakers are basically what everyone thought the Celtics would be by now, except instead of Gordon Hayward, they have frickin Lebron.

I’m a Cavs, Browns, and Indians fan.  Go ahead and prove every Boston fan stereotype correct.

Counterpoint: It Just Keeps Getting Better For The Rest Of Us

I sometimes find myself nostalgic for the Walter McCarty/Tony Battie era

Well that’s a shame 

I don’t understand what it’s like being a Celtics fan with Dad without Teen Wolf references, so please include those in future posts.

but man, this is not at all how it was supposed to go!

As a Celtics fan, I’d be very bummed to lose Horford. However, I’m glad they let Kyrie walk and kept the young guys instead of trading for AD. They would have been a much better team getting those two next year, but this Celtics team was joyless and a bummer to watch last year.

It's not about being positive or negative, it's about being accurate. Saying this is a repurposed title is implying Chris has some inside info on how this game was made, which is more than likely not the case. Also, what makes you think I'm insulted? That's a strange takeaway from my post. 

Saying this is a repurposed (and enhanced) Wii U title is disingenuous and lame. It’s like you’re trying to fit a regular ol’ sequel into this “Switch has many WiiU ports” narrative. It’s almost as embarrassing as when Totilo told Reggie that Smash wasn’t a new game. 

I don’t like bananas in the first place so I’d rather use one as a stylus than eat it.

Just an FYI to everyone who read the headline and immediately said “BUT WHICH STYLUS DO I GET??” - literally any capacitive stylus will work for the Switch. If it’s designed for a smartphone or tablet and isn’t something too fancy (like Samsung’s S-Pen or the Apple Pencil) it’ll work with the Switch.

It’s nice that Nintendo of Europe is giving pre-orders a cool Mario themed stylus. Nintendo of America? Not so much. I don’t even think we get anything...not even a glorious plastic coin.

Storm duck, chastity gooch-Fant, alpha omega nickelberry iii, trentington outhouse, Truman peyote, ecclesiastical Denzel Washington

John Wall, Russell Westbrook, Paul George, Blake Griffin, Giannis, Anthony Davis, Damien lillard, and, yes, James harden. they all fit the definition of what you just said, and all are or will be maxed.

I’d argue that you can easily get more “value” out of this game than you could BOTW. I adored botw but once I finished the game I have no need or desire to return to it, and even if I did I’d just be replaying the same game I’ve already beaten. With Mario Maker you can literally play an infinite number of new levels…

I’d argue that you can easily get more “value” out of this game than you could BOTW. I adored botw but once I…