You just blew my mind.  I had no idea Cousin Vicki was Jane Krakowski.

I force it to make a point.  I’m in control, not the poops

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

“The NBC theme song for the football game was the last thing, other than some personal words from his wife, he heard before the transplant.”

Tomsula gets free Nikes from his employer.

Idiots. Everyone with half-a-brain knows that sharks live in tornadoes, not hurricanes.

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I still don’t get why you didn’t donate 6,500 pairs of Nikes to a homeless vet who can burn them to cook his dinner.

who dis

That joke’s barely good enough for one handle. Paper scissors rock, loser changes their name to “JoeBidenHisTime”.

You stole my Kinja handle. wtf? Not cool. Get your own lame gimmick. This one’s mine.

This is all well and good. Yet you fail to answer the most pressing question:

Funny, they didn’t say Unity =\

Vegas? I Like to call it Las Wages.

“Fake shoes!" 

The Washington Post has an article today to “debunk” the rumor that there are sharks in Hurricane Florence. People are really fucking dumb, what can you do?

There is no more clearer an example as this to why I have never been on Twitter, and never will be. I'd rather laugh and throw jokes from the cheap seats(aka Kinja).

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

Nathan Peterman backs into pull through parking spots.