Deadspin: I can’t believe someone paid $3,000 for a single fan.

Here, fine, fuck you

An idea I’ve always liked: add two more weeks to the season, but keep the same number of games, and add two extra Bye weeks per team. This feels like a compromise between what the League wants (more content to squeeze more nickles out of broadcasters) and what Players want (to not be worked to death). In this…

Change “gaze” to “grope” and I’ll believe this is something Jones wrote. 

A WOMAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO TO HER WORKPLACE WITHOUT SOME DUDE ASKING IF HE CAN SHOW HER HIS DICK WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING DIFFICULT FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.

Reminder, Trump is still president and 53% of white women put him there.  So yes, it is typical in white america. 

He’s the dude that shows up two hours early to the Sheriff’s Golf Scramble.

They’re not that elaborate.

Don’t feel like a fool for believing in someone.  That’s a good trait to have.  If you were wrong, and a lot of us were, oh well.  Pick up and carry on being a little wiser.  You were disappointed because they were a disappointment, not because you didn’t immediately assume the worst about a person.

The only thing I remember about the Titans is that one game back in 2004 when Drew Bennett went off for like 200 yards and 3 TDs therefore knocking out my undefeated fantasy football team (And yep, nobody gives a shit about my fantasy football team, noted).

Do you expect anything less from this organization?

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who slaps himself in the face to get psyched up for a Fun Run. 

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

They almost won that game. We almost had Super Bowl Champion, Jeff Fisher.

With Vrabel being the manager for the footwear department.

The Titans are the San Diego Padres of football. Don’t ask me to explain that analogy any further - I just felt the need to pad out the comments under this article. 

In 2000 I had legitimately forgotten the existence of this team until I was reminded by the movie Castaway. 

i’m always amazed that people care about the Titans to take time to write you and explain why, exactly, their team sucks

I was a fan of Louis but IDK when I can cut him some slack on this and I’m a guy.

These two statements would seem to slightly contradict themselves.