J.J. Abrams is baaaaaaack, baby!

No, he looks like the Wizards’ postseason

+1 promised Venmo payment that never arrives

Real Manning head going on there.

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

Seriously, wth

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

Treat one of the many SMT protagonists like Pokemon trainer and have them summon various demons to assist. Pixie and Jack Frost are shoe-ins.

“Has great hit rate even with the blind fold.”

Coming from an immigrant, education-first family living in Toronto, for my parents this will always be Carter’s greatest accomplishment.

Wasn't that the game against the Iverson Sixers?  Game 7.  And he missed the final shot at the buzzer?  Because I think I remember someone equating his miss shot to him going to his graduation.  It was bonkers. 

I’ll be honest, I thought Vince Carter was dead.

Call us when he’s been a brat for 21 years.

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

Denuvo is anti-consumer tech, not anti-piracy.

I mean, xenophobic bullshit is one way to divert the conversation, certainly.

I guess they really cracked the case here.

Yes, because the most UNpopular games are the ones pirated most. Bingo! 

Isn’t getting arrested usually the first step young hackers go through before their military/government security career?