That was horrible. And amazing. Perhaps the funniest comment I've seen on Kotaku, ever. Holy shit.

I have the Mario & Luigi one, which I got for the Target $150 deal, and I actually dumped my Red/Black one I got 2 days prior to acquire it. Mostly due to the free game. The game is decent and mostly carried by the quirky humor, but I know I would have bought it on its own eventually anyway, so I'm not upset about it…

I don't see how the parts of an acronym matter in how it's pronounced, since the parts come together as a new word anyway, and that's what's being pronounced. Otherwise, several acronyms would be pronounced in utterly ludicrous ways, I'm sure. Things like SCUBA suddenly become "scubba" if we can about the way U is…

I'm bummed to see the file itself is a jpg. Opportunity missed.

You know, I wonder if the issue of having power matters at all, honestly. It was easy to say that games like Assassin's Creed and the Arkham games didn't come to the Wii because they literally couldn't run on the system, but now we're in a world where these titles are coming to the system, and the DLC for both has…

I imagine it was just me, but I took these questions very differently than I imagine most responders did (and feel free to tell me if you agree as well). I can't imagine a world where the framerate isn't significantly more important than the resolution (and it seems the votes reflect that somewhat), especially since…

This argument gets more than a bit cyclical, though, considering the biggest games on the market, and the ones threatening not to come to Nintendo consoles are mostly _____ 10 as well, from modern warfare shooters to third person shooters, to any number of "mature" games out there. I think in many cases it's just that…

I'm also thinking this is the approach to take. They've proven across multiple launches now that they can't handle supporting 2 systems at once, and we even saw it as the Wii faded away. Without spending a LOT more on development, they can't handle supporting both a handheld and console the way they want to. As much…

Even as someone who loves Nintendo and pretty much every Mario game, I can admit that Nintendo hasn't moved him too far beyond jumping on things over the years (save for the billion spin-off games). I can imagine people who saw the Nintendo Cereal System(s) and thought "seriously...?"

Not as of yet. I'm interested but really hate what happened with the Kickstarter. I don't know if I want to encourage them at this point. We'll see. I hope it lives up to the hype for anyone out there that supported it! I've only supported the Anamanaguchi Kickstarter so far, and that's because the album was already…

I.... need to wait until I get home and hopefully my copy of X will be waiting there when I get home.

I'll second this as someone who got Red because Scyther was a badass.

Snagged it for $33 on Amazon since Fry's was in-store only at $30, and none are near me. Wish I knew anything about that Toys R Us sale people are mentioning below. I wanted X anyway, but I'd have taken Y for $20 any day.

In fairness, Humble may not really be to blame here. I'm sure Double Fine is restricting the access to non-Steam versions to make sure people don't just pirate the hell out of it before they get a chance to try and cash in on Steam Early Access. That 2 week window could lose them a ton of money.... money I don't care…

I'm with ya. I anticipated a bunch of "don't be a dick and support the people making the music" replies, though, so I figured it best to preemptively cover that base. I don't think it's a dick move since I did it myself, but nonetheless. Some people are way too sensitive about that kind of stuff.

I can tell you believe what you're saying and won't be convinced otherwise, so again, carry on. It's a strange view to have, and I don't understand it, but I certainly won't debate.

I seem to recall having this conversation with you before. You're sticking to your guns, which I respect on some level, but I literally can't comprehend how you honestly believe that Braid is a Mario clone. Not sure why you're flaunting the argument again either since I can't fathom it getting much support. Carry on,…

Considering that your argument largely hinges on "EA doesn't develop the game, Maxis does and did" and you call yourself "an EA developer," I have trouble believing you have any affiliation with EA at all.... Since you've gone out of your way to remind everyone that EA is a publisher, not a developer. Then there's the…

Or, if you're a jerk, you can convert the .ogg files in the Steam folder for the game into MP3s and have the game AND soundtrack for $2.50. Unless that's a bundle? I'm on mobile so I'm not sure since clicking through links can be a pain, but I was pretty bummed that they didn't include the soundtrack in my Humble…

Considering that soon both the X1 and PS4 will have Tomb Raider and Rayman Legends that will make these lists by default as good games on consoles without much of any, making a list now seems like an odd choice. Though, it'll be odd that both systems would have such similar lists then, even more so than now. Looks…