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I do it all the time and it really does blow peoples’ fucking minds

CBD doesn’t help me GET to sleep, but it def helps me STAY asleep.

Am I the only human in the world who keeps her lip balm and phone in her bra?

I completed about 90 books last year (according to the Goodreads Challange) and have already completed 17 this year. How’d I do it?

You know that optical illusion where you turn a photo upside down and it looks normal but then when to you put it right side up you see the mouth and eyes are now upside down? Asking for a friend.

This is why allll my cats, from very soon after I bring them home, are forced to submit to my cuddles. I hold them tight, trapping all four paws in my hands, not hurting them but not letting them go, telling them they are good kitties and pretty kitties and sweet lovely kitties. After a few minutes of struggle you can

I use the AMDroid app on my phone and it has this cool customizable decreasing snooze interval feature. So first snooze is 5 minutes, then 4, 3, 2, and finally 1 minute. It gives me enough time to fall back asleep and have the weird morning dreams I so enjoy for the first couple snoozes, but by the time it gets to the

Code isn’t working for me :(

Code isn’t working for me :(

I do remember another interview I did for Bridesmaids with somebody who later lost his job for a conversation he had on a bus with someone else.

I know everybody thinks Romance is lame and not worth mentioning but:

When I was a kid I learned about St Nicholas day at preschool. I immediately begged my Mom to let me put out my shoes to get candy in them that night. She said No. My life did not end.

My dad and his siblings love to tell the tale of my grandfather who—in a hurry to get a tree too close to Xmas—came home with two spindly duds and ended up wiring them together into a magnificent, full, beauty.

Currently in the process. For me a real bummer is not really being able to cook anymore. I love cooking but I hate cooking for one, so I mostly have friends over so I can cook for them now.

She took The Monarch’s name when they got married.