I’m pretty sure that playing basketball makes you a basketball player.

But how fast can it squeeze juice out of prepackaged bags?

I’ve done my share of domestic and international flights—both economy and business—on mostly American and Asian airlines. Domestic airlines in the U.S. have absolutely the worst customer service across the board. Continental and Delta are probably the best among the four (plus United and American), but that’s not…

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

China made it clear in the original video that his beef was with Velocity (Discovery), not Brewer. Only bad people would blame Brewer for this.

Woo! Finally, some props from Jalopnik. Here is mine (1 of 7 with S54, LSB/Black):

When I was a kid, my mom always forbade me from washing the windshield with it. She convinced us people peed in it, which on further consideration would be a difficult proposition, but it’s an image that stuck with me into adulthood.

So that wasn’t a Mustang leaving Cars and Coffee?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude

that’s one way of putin it

that’s a whole lada ice

I bet they want us to think he intentionally honked the horn and not that it was the first thing to go wrong.

Who said there are still UPS drivers when this is deployed?

I’m no expert but judging by the thousands of videos online, it seems UPS drivers don’t actually like to walk and prefer just throwing the packages as soon as they can.

So the driver is trapped in the truck — feeding package pellets to a drone —- dreaming of being able to walk (outside) the package to the customer door.

Here is a picture of a car: