Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

In the offseason, Utah's key free agent signing will be Tina Belcher.

Athletes are measuring sticks.  

Kermit is by far the worst seeding decision of this year’s bracket. Easily could have taken a 3 or 4 seed. For that matter I would have been fine with Butt replacing Surender Nada as a 1 seed.

It is a god damned travesty that we are going to lose one of the Rev. Pix Butt or Kermit Sprinkles, and yet one of Telisport Putsavage or Joe L’Official is going to make it through to the next round.

“Lionel Pimpin” was also the reason the Commodores broke up

*Marc Maron dangling the Joker over the ledge of a tall building, talking in the raspy Christian Bale Batman voice* “WHO ARE YOUR GUYS? WHO ARE THEY?”

Marc Maron plays a detective hunting down the Joker in a quest to hear his story about the time he met Lorne.

I think for many who hadn’t read the books, it wasn’t the emotional investment in the character that made it so notable (and shocking), it was that a TV show killed off who appeared to be the main protagonist (and, as Alex pointed out, the biggest star) before the end of the first season.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

While Harden was on the court, three-fifths of Rockets possessions ended in a shot, free throw, or turnover for the bearded one.

The thing that’s really encouraging is that Green not being a reliable shooter leaves the Warriors uniquely vulnerable in a year where the Raptors have a real chance to come out of the East.

Destabilize another organization, install

Oh, I thought we were talking about the normal dumb white people, but you clarified that we are talking about “super white” people. Got it.

Do you even hear yourselves?

Came here to say that.  The insinuation that a black woman can’t be racist and/or xenophobic and/or out of touch is incredibly bizarre.  

The writer, Mariah Smith, is black, but the Cut’s editors, and their perspective, are mostly white.

More like NERVES condition!