Personally, I think it’s stupid to assume that because someone has terrible taste, they skip basic maintenance. My conclusion is quite the opposite: this car is his baby. It’s an ugly baby, but as the Jalopnik commentariat likely know first-hand, parents love their babies no matter how ugly they are.

No need for the [snark] parenthetical, friend. Trust your writing and your audience. We know what you mean.

You OK, man? This is all over the place and weirdly angry.

That’s an accurate accounting of how time travel is depicted in the movie, as far as I can tell.

Badly underseeded, I say. Plus Rev. Pix Butt is a nasty draw for the first round. It’s Storm Duck v Truman Peyote all over again.

Is “in the cylinder” a thing? Announcers always mention it, and it’s definitely how I would describe the ball in this instance, and yet: no goaltending.

And a big thanks to Official Puppy Bowl Interview Coach Marshawn Lynch.

If you say so, Curt.

So, according to Prachi, the black writer is guilty of having a white perspective about Indian people, and the implication is that she (the writer) was tricked/coerced/pressured into adopting a white perspective by her white editors and or the institutionalized whiteness of the Cut as an organization.

More like NERVES condition! 

Hey, Sam! So this comment isn’t actually about Danny Masterson (which fuck that guy, may he rot in jail and die). Instead, I have some advice about journalistic standards.

This movie can’t be any harder to get through than the first sentence of this review. Pretty tortured stuff, man.