Trying to unpack my feelings about this photo, and I think I'm a little bit offended that it looks like they photoshopped any signs of her pussy (to use the anatomically correct term) out of the photo? Like I can't even tell kids that that's just the human body and the human body is beautiful and this lady is just…

I only take nude selfies in my basement with the lights out. The miniscule fragment of light that comes through the tiny windows is just enough to give them that "there might be a person in this photo" look.

AT LEAST CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN MIRROR IF YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A MIRROR SELFIE

And please...for the love of all that is good and decent in the Universe, if you feel the need to selfie, naked or not, in the bathroom mirror: flush the toilet. Better yet, close the lid.

I just push my clothes under my bed when I feel inclined to take n00dz, which is very fucking often because I look boss naked.

Each of those sweaters is fucking boss.

Just #whitepeople things

ETA: There should be a ban for all white travelers to South/Southeast Asia under the age of 25, especially if they have dreads or hair that appears to be infrequently brushed.

Is this meant to go with this (?):

I'm not dismissing them! They are probably the best option, IMO. But they're not ideal. They're still invasive and can have complications.

last year I used an app to track my cycle to prevent pregnany. Right now I'm literally sitting her on a yoga ball bouncing the baby to sleep that that method got me.

This is the only white noise anyone needs.

This is the only white noise anyone needs.

Binge watching is actually one of my coping mechanisms for my anxiety disorders - I need constant distraction to keep my brain quiet!

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.

What if we are binge watching with our significant other? It's quality time!

I'm betting those ticket-tearers and concession workers are actual employees and so get things like "overtime" and "benefits". Unlike the cheerleaders. Also, those other two jobs aren't NFL jobs, they're venue jobs. Different ball o' wax.

I'm all for paying Cheerleaders better and giving them way more in the way of your basic protections and benefits but it's probably worth mentioning that other than the people in the front office or on the field, everyone who's "part of the gameday experience" is probably horrifically underpaid. At 75 bucks a game I'd…

FUCKING FINALLY!

Give me an R, give me an I, give me a G-H-T-S! What does that spell? RIGHTS! When do we want them? NOW! And could you throw in some overtime for our guest appearances, ease up on the sexist guidebook rules regarding every aspect of our appearances and insure we have medical care!

An all male Sex and the City sounds totally rad! You should totally pitch that to Hollywood, the tag line could be 'putting the man back in mani pedi!