Being a Mavs fan, I want to dis the Spurs (mostly out of jealousy). As long as Pop is in any way involved in the Spurs organization, I will respect the hell out of that team.

I love all the neighsayers in the comments

10-speed lives matter

If we’re talking video game adaptations, give me the first Resident Evil. Love that film. Not that it’s video game accurate, but Milla Jovovich

Disappointed. Thought this was a story about Ezekiel Elliott

For me, it’s Wrestlemania III. His work when Andre the Giant and Hogan signed the contract, and his work during the big event, made me an instant fan of his. RIP

That soccer dog from a previous story could’ve done better. Damn

Heaviest. Cock ring. Ever.

That mom is stronger than I will ever be

Just when I thought I couldn’t hate Ray Lewis more...

This guy is my new favorite baseball player.

Yes

Holy crap. You just followed up the worst tweet ever with the worst comment ever. The need to eat, feed your kids, is paramount. I would loot in a second if it meant food for my hungry kid. Damn