Even Stevie Wonder could see that travel call...yes, I’m a Stevie Wonder truther

As an Ole Miss alum who bleeds red and blue, I only have one thing to say:

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Capitalism at its worst

Because happy holidays for those 150 employees don’t matter as much as getting these layoffs in the Q4 ledger.

Obviously a doctored quote.

I cannot overstate what an enormous raging infantile asshole our current POTUS is. He’s mad at LaVar Ball (who is also a huge asshole) and taking it out on the kids. Grow up.

what about Pete’s secondary violation: a very ridiculous usage of “gonna 2B”...

I suddenly have blurred vision and watery eyes. Wow.

I audibly gasped when I found out what these slack jawed yokels thought NFL stands for. For those two inbred idiots it should stand for No Family Likeability

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I can’t believe anybody is defending this cop and saying his use of knockout force was justified. Wow. Yeah, she shouldn’t have hit him. Add assaulting a police officer to her public drunk and disorderly conduct charge, but shit, show some restraint

The sad thing is that this guy is a father, and this is the lesson he’s going to teach his kids- to silence those who come forward to report sexual assault/abuse.

Bad call. Pop rocks. The end.

Fuck Papa Johns and Papa John for making me not hate Francesa for a brief second

This deserves more recognition

If Maxwell was black and refused police commands to get on his knees, I can guarantee you this would’ve ended differently.

As a Rangers fan, I hope Darvish dominates game 7. Especially after Gurriel’s dbag episode.

Get off of my flag!!...er I mean get off of my lawn!!

I was so pissed until the last sentence. The runner-up has the most sense of anyone.