To a subset of mothers, “motherly” means “entirely up in and controlling of my daughter’s vagina.”

....You should at least Google the guy

So we've established that she's someone who clearly needs CARE regardless if it's medical or psychiatric. I don't understand what you are insinuating.

I really want to go and see this, I bet they already sold all the tickets or it’s prohibitively expensive or something though. I’m pleased Rowling came out and approved the casting though, people can argue all they want but really the author knows what’s up better than anyone else. Personally I think it’s refreshing,…

I guess the difference in our point of view is that I just happen to be “a special little snowflake”. That’s a joke. :)

They released a Sarcastic Slow Clap emote. Am I just supposed to sit here and NOT buy the Sarcastic Slow Clap emote?!

These aren’t “minor “drug infractions. “Non-violent” means simply that they didn’t, for example, possess a weapon in furtherance of a drug trafficking crime. These pardons are all federal charges, and the federal doesn’t charge simple possession. The people being pardoned were eligible for life sentences, have served…

The issue is that, while the game was authorized when you downloaded it, it was authorized as a licensed product for use by you. Therefore selling your console would negate that license.

I don't remember a time I didn't bit my nails and I got used to the tips of my fingers always hurting. Anyway, one of the things that I read was that a lot of the time, nail biters are just trying to "clean up" and make their nails tidier. Of course, the end result is just the opposite, but I really identified with…

Um, yeah, that repeated UTI thing may be VERY relevant to why she has psychotic breaks, particularly if she is still having them. For some people, UTIs are chronic, sometimes asymptomatic, so they don't get diagnosed, or completely cleared up by the standard treatments, and therefor just hang around, producing those…

I do love their music videos. Makes me wish that I liked their music too.

"Hole bundle?"

I don't think he should be banned for life, and i don't think that's what OP said. But as far as I'm concerned, I absolutely reserve the right to think he's a douchebag for all eternity, and to think that any one who roots for him is a soul-less bastard (the man murdered dogs, so what if he can help your team win a…

I strongly recommend against shaving your zits.

I will see your kitten, and raise you a wolf pup with hiccups:

Yes, thank you. It's not as simple as "pits are good" vs "pits are the devil's spawn." Animals are animals and you have to understand what you're dealing with. My pit mix is a lazy, snuggly couch potato who won't walk up the stairs if a cat is on them. But she's definitely dog aggressive so she doesn't get near other…

I'm a little confused as to why her eating dog food is acceptable and cute. That's not a good diet for a cow, at ALL. I hope they're working on ways to get her off the dog food and onto something that she is actually supposed to be eating.

Surely you jest.

I usually wake up from those dreams about .02 seconds before the big finish. It is the most frustrating thing ever.

Old Testament God, yes. But if she's calling herself a Christian, she's supposed to believe that things changed post-crucifixion. I wonder just how many of these Old-Testament-crazed so-called Christians really get the whole "lamb of God who taketh away the sins of the world" schtick?