It’s really remarkable to me when the emotional fantasies of owning libs and riding an armored tank under a spewing oil well suddenly come crashing into the actual reality, and you find businesses literally saying “nah man we’re gonna stick with the regulations the democrats imposed on us.”

Hmmm nope nope and here, more nope. Loads of people in Congress do just what she’s done and it’s a hypocritical horseshit issue.

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Yeah, but what about ANTIFA?

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison

it would absolutely whip ass if this guy was eaten alive by a bear or something

He’s basically becoming the English Nic Cage. Got a thing that pays a paycheck? Can’t afford RDJ and Scarlett Johansson’s too busy playing some minority? These guys have you covered! We need a buddy cop film with them in it, stat!

Nazis hate this one simple trick!

Why don’t you ask those long dead factory workers why they didn’t execute your ideas while doing their best to fight a brutal military occupation they couldn’t fend off because of the enormous losses France took in WWI?

If they take the guns out of the packaging the value goes down by like, $100.

Could they replicate the fires though??

Could they replicate the fires though??

The character designs are borderlining on Liefeldian.

The dog is gonna love this.

I do kiss them both goodnight...

Pretty sure his spouse is a J-10 and his child is a postal Jeep.

Best part of the listing... 

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

I googled “Cougar Asphyxiation” and it took me here.  Not what I was looking for unfortunately.

There was intense internal discussion about whether or not the entire article should just be his face and suit.