That green spray looks and acts a LOT like Simple Green which I’m guessing is oodles cheaper. Did it smell like Simple Green too?

Thanks for this list. Some of the monster design is really cool. I won’t be seeing them myself unfortunately. I gave up on the game after the Pukei due to the uber-clunky gameplay. Had high hopes of playing this with my 2 buddies but we all universally dislike it. Time for more Witcher 3 until something better comes…

The “hive mind sheep” are making GF products easier to get, so smugness is a small price to pay.

Pretty low. The reaction is often delayed, so just because she doesn’t break out in hives in front of you doesn’t mean she won’t shit/puke/migraine her brains out later.

Funny you say that. Cheerios get me bad too. I figured I was just reacting to something else in there.

Great article, thanks! Very interesting.

Melees also need a buff. It takes 3 melees hits to kill with my warlock. If you drop on top of their unsuspecting head there should be some extra damage too. They were at a good level in D1. It just continually baffles me that they made D2 the way it is.

Gotta hand it to the online ad-sales art department for constructing that epic mound.

I 100pct agree. Everyone is just heaping praise on this game, but I also found the gameplay extra clunky and the visuals lacking. They may technically be “non-cancellable attack animations,” but the “feel” that results from it is clunky imo. Half the time I feel like I’m standing INSIDE the monster swiping at it (I’ve…

If a game doesn’t draw me in after 8-10 hours of play I will usually dump it. No offense to those who love it. I’m clearly in the minority. The matchmaking is an utter disaster and that’s really the only reason I play is to play with friends.

Sadly, the character creation step was the funnest part of this game. I don’t get all the praise for the gameplay and specifically all the praise on how it looks. I really hate the pastel aesthetic, and the games feel is a decade old. Big disconnect from all the glowing reviews and the reality of it for me and my two…

I’ve literally seen zero negative stuff about this game. EVERYONE seems to love it. After a day of play, I think I’m done. I don’t get all the praise. The feel of the gameplay is the real dinosaur.

The SOS flare mechanic doesn’t seem to work at all on XB1. My friends and I managed to get in the same “session,” but that was it. One time, one of them magically appeared in game while I was hacking a Jagra but it was short-lived.

Second that about Lakshmi, she’s my absolute fav. Her voice is all butter and cigarettes.

legitimate nothing-burger?

I think it all boils down to advertisers thinking they are adding some metric of “value” to my life by presenting targeted ads to me for products I am unaware of. I would heartily disagree that this concept is true or that it adds any real value to anyone’s life.

This is where us Americans get coffee all wrong. If it takes 6 cups to wake you up then you are brewing “piss.” Piss=weak ass coffee. Try a brewing method where you get the dose of caffeine you need in 1 MAYBE 2 6-8oz cups. I’m telling you your brain and your toilet will thank you.

My hatred of Panera has been reinforced by your list, thank you.

Don’t let that air-froth onslaught fool you. The Nespresso brews the weakest coffee of any method imo.

I was just going to write that, no, a nespresso machine is indeed worse. My wife has one and I’m well-versed with the air-injected froth of weak-piss coffee that it expels after chortling on its own badness. It makes garbage coffee, hands down, and its loud enough that dogs will bark at it. If you don’t like caffeine…