until you burn yourself on the exhaust.

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

[You could get an Infiniti I30t with a viscous limited slip front diff and a five-speed manual back in the day. Ah, the height of luxury. Photo Credit: Infiniti]

Exhibit #587 that Jalopnik is run by a bunch of man-children.

For some reason, this area looks like a squished 80’s 911.

If your takeaway from this is saying that their uniforms look like Nazi uniforms (or, like every police uniform ever since the dawn of time), you’re an idiot and shouldn’t be allowed to breed.

To confuse the shit out of us. Have you used a modern ZF shifter stalk? “Okay. Button for park. Backward for forward. Forward for reverse. Something for neutral.” What the hell!?

I blame this on my grandmother who pronounces calamari “galamal”. Thanks.

Well done!

I don't think that photo is accomplishing what you think it's accomplishing.

Just write “deez nuts” across the entirety of the document, and push your car out of the lot, if need be. I’d rather set fire to the vehicle myself than let these clowns go to town on her.

Hahahaha. Those are awful. No, I would want Blizzard White, which came out for 13. I think it’s gorgeous.

I was just thinking, we are heading towards some kind of wheel singularity. At some point, a car is going to be 90% wheels, with a tiny pod in the center, housing a person confined to the fetal position.

Hello, gorgeous headlight recess. Prepare to die by the cold unfeeling hand of the wind tunnel.

“Neat stuff in cool cars” should really be more about Nicole upside down in convertibles. AMIRIGHT?

You’d make damn near everything on your sports car out of carbon fiber if you had a machine out back that could make the stuff whenever you wanted. I bet Akio Toyoda added a deck onto his house made out of carbon fiber just because he could.

I did a Cummins swap into my ‘75 W200 crewcab. It fit perfectly and I used the wiring harness and dash from the donor ‘93.