Don’t forget to go into ‘Workshop’ mode (hold V) to dispatch people.

Hahahaha, well in Sanctuary I don’t have any floors. The ‘pads’ work well enough, you just have to line them up right.

20 hours in I figured out a few magical things that make life so so so much easier in this game:

No article that I’ve seen tracks down where these bobbleheads actually came from, but I have a theory. Here is a list of every Padres bobblehead given away through 2013, and Denorfia is not on the list. Considering he wasn’t on the team in 2015, that would point to 2014 being the year of the Denorfia bobblehead.

I have a colorblind friend who just gave up on watching. His exact words were: “I just saw a referee tackle the guy with the ball. I’m done. Did you buy Fallout 4?”.

Even being from a country where NFL isn’t that popular (Brazil) we love to get friends for some night in’s. Today kinda sucked because one of our guys…

Yeah, but do you know if Love comes easy?

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

But if you don’t post every bit of your life to Instagram are you really living?

Knowing JPP’s talent, I’m sure getting those sacks will be a hell of a lot easier than counting them.

A guy in the YouTube comments claims to have been one of the players and said it was a needle. That would work. Wouldn’t have to penetrate much at all. Leather really grabs ahold of needles. No sticky substance to foul the ball.

Because cops are the most reliable people in the world and never ever would say anything untrue to help a friend get out of trouble. This is the same generation that sends swat teams to peoples houses when tickets go unpaid. all of them need real training and discipline once in a while. not a slap on the wrist over to…

You thought right.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

You have serious trust issues my friend.

You have serious trust issues my friend.

It’s an achievable goal - my mom and younger brother actually saw the first Garfield in theaters. When she saw the trailer for the sequel, her reaction was “I always meant to see the first one but I never did.” We argued about it for 30 minutes before she conceded that she probably did see it, but still had no memory…

Not as impressive as his brother Gary, in my opinion, but you know what they say, diff’rent strokes...

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

I was always a last minute costume participant as well and I always bought my costumes from a local grocery/housewares stores that had long moved onto Christmas decorations by Oct 31.

Do you still jerk off with those guys?

Halloween 2005: Freshman year of college, I made a road trip to Ohio University to visit a girl I knew from summer camp. Wearing a hand-made Quailman costume (complete with underwear over shorts and a belt around my head), I made the wise decision to funnel about half a solo cup of 151 a "the hockey house" and then…