So tragic, another Dolphin getting caught up in the net.

eat shit.

Did my Twins trade Hicks away for a catcher they refuse to start over the corpse of Kurt Suzuki? Yes. Fuck.

You might increase odds to 90 or 95% without the gloves - they come off as a little clinical and not a lot of fun.

One of my favorite baseball quotes, twins former manager Ron Gardenhire being asked how good of shape Jose Mijares showed up to spring training in: “He came back in a shape”

Yup. If the roommate is thinking of leaving early - lost job? relocating? moving in with someone to mash genitals together in private? - that’s cool. Say it in advance. Come up with an answer. “Guys, I’m gonna move out on July 1, so let’s come up with someone to take over my rent, that gives us three months to do it”…

FY16 is from April 1 2015 - March 31 2016, so that likely included some of the lead up to the World Cup + the victory tour.

But there aren’t debuffs. When the stress meter reaches 100, that character has a high chance of getting afflicted, which basically means they will occasionally cause stress to your whole party. Without heart-attacks tho, it doesn’t matter if everyone gets stressed because nothing will come of it. And there is nothing…

“it was once investigated by the American Cancer Society as a possible carcinogen”

I think (for the benefit of the story, of course) that you need to do a skype interview in a bikini top and follow up.

That’s not your only Hosmer gif. That is not Hosmer, it is Anthony Rizzo.

FYI you can set the volume to zero, so that’s effectively a silent alarm.

FYI you can set the volume to zero, so that’s effectively a silent alarm.

I have conceded that I should have been more clear about a dozen times. You can have your money back, ok?

Yes that was the meaning; I tend to think of my income as monthly, hence the confusion.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

You should do an article anytime someone does an article that mentions Rusty Kuntz.

Call me crazy but I love .269

I was out one night with some buddies when a couple of girls walk in the bar. My friend decides he wants to pursue on of the ladies and I agreed to wingman with the other one. Neither one was bad looking and they agreed to let us buy them shots. They chose Tequila, I’ll tell you right now, Tequila does not settle well…

Add golf to that. If I spent less time playing golf I would have more time to not play golf.

“The greatest joy and most love I’ve ever experienced”