No you’re the puppet

Goddamn you sir. Goddamn your genius

Intervention! Intervention! Intervention!

I so desperately wish Trump had been the one to start that whole fuck her in the pussy thing. I mean it would be incredibly depressing but fuck it. This is the world we’ve built for ourselves

Haha thanks for the enthusiasm. But as far as not missing the football all that much I compare it to a favorite TV show. You just don’t care enough to keep up with it anymore one day. It happens. You don’t waste time figuring it out . It just is

I watch less just because of life. Got married 6 months ago and have way more weekend obligations now. Would love to just shut it down and do nothing but football (prefer college) but I can’t say I miss it all that much if I don’t watch what I’m used to

Dude. Your name. I wish I was ever that genius but I’m always playing catchup to you pun savants

Steel cage match between asshat Toronto fans and SEC football fans? Who can be bigger dick bags?

Literally lol’d while reading this at work after the throwaway last sentence you snuck in there. And yes I’m that guy who says literally like literally all the time. Literally it annoys the fuck out of me. Please send help

This is all well and good but did Trump personally lose all that money or did his businesses lose that money? I feel like the laws are so convoluted and so easily exploitable he can just write off business losses as personal losses as totally legal because of the fucked up tax laws

That's just what it's called here in the South. Fucking delicious if you can't get ahold of chicken fried steak which makes me sad when the situation arises

Am I the only one who thinks about that one scene from American Psycho when they hear the name. “Boone Pickens just walked into my office...”