Yes, the people commenting on a Jezebel article are Jezebel readers - you’ve cracked the code. Nothing gets past you, huh?

“I suspect he’ll become the comedy messiah for the “fuck your feelings” crowd.” He will have to first usurp Bill Burr.

How can you be confused about the power imbalance between a 22 year old intern and the President of the US? Though you’re confused by the concept that this is a fictionalized take by Ryan Murphy that never presented itself as unbiased so...guess that's how.

Now, bring in the financial forensic investigators.

What is a man who kills babies with a spear gun supposed to look like?  Is there a difference in what he’d be supposed to look like if he’d killed them with a machete?  A pistol?  He’s a Qanon scumbag who murders babies.  Who cares what he looks like?  

I only read the good ones where the heroine has a real mouth on her and they totally bone before shacking up.

As a person who is part Native American I am horrified that At Love’s Command was even published. Limited props, if there is such a thing, to RWA for rescinding the award!! Baby steps, right?

The fact that the author’s name is Karen really is the chef’s kiss in all of this racist mess.

Being a liquor brand ambassador is the closest one can be to doing absolutely nothing while pulling a paycheck. Duties include giving people free drinks, free bottles of alcohol, and brand swag. One doesn’t even have to actually sell anything.

Making the games industry safe for women has been women’s business for too long. It feels Sisyphean. I see a lot of horrified men on my timeline. What are you going to do with this rage? What are you going to build?

“it’s all in the past”

I hope Blizzard Entertainment and any other company abusing their power get absolutely fucked.

There are no near-in-age laws in California. Dude is basically admitting to having committed a felony.

Bragging about having sex with a child and then yelling about how it was all legal on a public stream...

Maybe he did try to groom her or take advantage of her. But maybe he’s also just a fucking liar? I am an old now, but I assume young men still brag about sexual conquests that didn’t happen.

“Dostoyevsky/Some other Great Author of Yore already wrote this and did it better” could probably be a good way to dismiss a lot of this garbage. I wouldn’t normally say that you needed to have a Crime and Punishment in you to deserve success as a writer, but a lot of shitty pretentious dude writers would be well…

Things Go Fast And Explode is a respectable subgenre worth anyone’s time. Thing Go Fast And Explode But It’s Really A Setup For An Imaginary World Where My Ideas About Society Make Sense is the one you have to look out for.

I once had a conversation with a friend where we mutually agreed that if we ever woke up in a different timeline where Harry Potter wasn’t an international sensation, it was probably just because Joanne Rowling had authored it instead of JK Rowling.

This x1000

“intentions” don’t have any-fucking-thing to do with whether something is racist or not, and so long as white people get to define racism by what they feel is in their heart, we will never make real headway for equality