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We all know what happens when the President’s daughter falls for a Secret Service agent!

This is the only thing related to Trump women that I actually support.

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

So, Tom Cruise, you are giving your useless trophies back in support of the HFPA bringing on more diversity, etc.. Wonderful!

A lot of people wait for the kids to turn 18. It seems like kind of an arbitrary number, but I imagine in a divorce proceeding not having to deal with custody, child support, any of that is a big deal.

I’m just going to say of course the osbournes would leave one of their own for dead for a dollar.

god forbid we love our children as much as the Russians love theirs

And keep pounding the “if you make less than 400k, your taxes don’t go up” drum in hopes that people start to hear it. I keep hearing from people making less than 50k, the people that will benefit from Biden’s plans most, complaining about their taxes going up.

One of the smart things Biden has done, and I hope he doesn’t back down on, is daring Republicans to actually say their beliefs out loud, especially when it comes to economic issues.

It’s too twee while also being too fucking old.

I regret to inform you that he is British.

They did. Even “medical” procedures like knee replacements & hernia repair were not permitted through much of the pandemic. (I know because I work in the medical device industry & non-life-saving specialists I need access to were pretty much idle from March 2020 on.)

I love the sound of conservatives crying because of the free market decisions made by corporations.

I feel incredibly old now.

Really? Ask Philandro Castile about that.

Matt, look at yourself in the mirror. I know, it’s hard, but quit wincing for a second and look. Say to yourself ,“this is the face that the Dump Administration thought would set a bad precedent. Somehow, you managed to be the bridge too far. Epstein couldn’t do it, but you could.” 

Yes. Because I am old, this headline very much brought to mind the lyric from The Queen is Dead by The Smiths “But when you’re tied to your mother’s apron, no one talks about castration”. It’s not nice. Also, I know very little about Pete Davidson or his career, but am I mistaken that his father died in the 9/11

A-hahahaha... The holier they are, the sinnier they sin...

There’s no Barf Bag anymore, and I had to share this somewhere: