I missed Amanda’s poem, (I’m at work) and I heard a couple lines on NPR at lunch in my car. I burst into tears.

Obama should have shown up in a tan suit just to troll people lol 

So Amanda Gorman is my new favorite human. She was absolutely radiant, in both appearance and substance. I was shedding the happiest tears as she spoke.

State-sanctioned murder, pure and simple. The death penalty is inexcusable in modern society in general, but especially when used on those who are mentally ill enough to fall into its purview.

Reminder that it was just last month that Trump pardoned war criminals who were responsible for more murders than Montgomery. Anyone who thinks executing Montgomery (or anyone currently on death row) is really about justice doesn’t understand what true justice is.

Mmmm...now I have the awesome image of Betsy stuck in a pit with a hungry grizzly. Would watch.

Bitch ass Zodiac Killer still objected to the vote certification after Congress reconvened after the attempted coup.

Twunt absolutely quit rather than vote on the 25th Amendment, the coward.

The Baldwins...bringing pure South Shore Long Island energy to the world since the 80's.

Yeah they spend the whole last season with Charles going “I want to be free! I am an individual!" and then he married a free individual and suddenly it's "The Crown is all that matters confoooooormmmm"

They did cast him in a good light, but also very carefully built up the base of the ‘it’s all about ME. ME ME ME.’ that this season really drove home. 

Well that’s just not fair. Melania has a full-time job too. There’s like a contract and shit.

I see a tiny problem with your analysis- you appear to be basing it on how reasonable people would act. I’d be inclined to adjust it and consider how how wounded, rabid bear might act. STICKIN’ IT TO THE LIBS! WHO ARE COMIN’ FOR MAH GUNS!! COMMIES!!  Seriously tho, expect MAJOR shenanigans.

It was actually surprising and set a tone for the campaign that I don’t think the other side expected. I mean they are going to go for the attack ads, but as pointed here, the knot they are about to twist themselves to will be amazing.

Thanks for posting the Warnock ad. I loved it.

Well if all else fails, I’m sure the state of New York will have some questions for Trump in a few months.

Connecticut here, are you fucking kidding me?! 40.7% That orange Mussolini got almost 41% of the vote here? 

I can’t take much more of this shit. The closeness of all of this is just so upsetting. I live in friggin Vermont, and Biden only won by 65%. 3% went to 3rd parties, but Trump got 32% here?? That’s mindblowing to me, and so disheartening. We’re supposed to be so solidly liberal up here. Still, better than the South. 

That’s what I got too. He was the caboose to his dick because basically his whole self was just following his dick with no say in the matter. It’s a pretty decent metaphor, as far as old men’s dick metaphors go.

Pretty sure that statement meant more that he would think with his dick and less about it’s size ie it was controlling his actions and he would do whatever to have as much sex as possible. As a (gay) man I have never heard of a guy refer to his dick as being large by stating he was the “caboose” to it.