I can’t even read her rambling bullshit, I just want y’all to know my life intersects with this fucking loon more on a daily basis than I ever wanted it to and every time I see a 4x6" headshot of her on the feed, I have an immediate visceral response. Eat the rich, and push this dumbfuck out to sea on one of her…

Right? Like an ACTUAL Nazi. Not just a sympathizer, and not an unfortunate resident of a country that had already fallen victim to it, but a real live breathing Nazi. The Queen Mother’s lifelong hatred for her (and subsequent refusal to give her HRH) has a helluva lot more to do with that than because she married a…

Sooooo.... isn’t Matthew McConaughey’s dad the one who died while schtupping his mom and she sang the praises of his dick forever?  Seems like a hard act to follow. <ba dum tiss> 

Right??! SO FIERCE wig or no. 

Ding ding ding! No material benefit was provided in exchange for the donation, ergo it is a legal tax write-off.

Other critical difference: That $5-20M, though truly a payoff to get their half-baked kid into the school, is LEGALLY a tax write-off, unlike the half mil paid to Singer et al., and would have actually saved them all this mess because the IRS never would’ve been looking.

Tiny bit of cry-laughing for this universally-appropriate mental image, thank you.

I perpetually try on boxy sweaters that do nothing for me because I think, this time, it’ll look cute... but my actual worst is just a darling pair of paper bag waisted pants that are awesome in every way except for the obliterating pain of the crotch jamming into my nether regions when seated for more than five…

‘Member when Cosby went to trial and suddenly started losing his sight, a heretofore unmentioned ailment?  I hope it’s true.  I hope his whole body is hobbled by the sudden crush if his actions and the movement of justice.  I hope he never stands up straight a day in his life.  May they all burn.  

Ok fair, but moosen was funny. 

Don’t forget schlubby miscellaneous characters on Portlandia. Also, popping veins have never not freaked me out. So how much “creatine” did they put him on?

they are ABSOLUTELY shopped in there, the one by the table there isn’t even a change in lighting on her pants BELOW the tabletop.  

Soooo, we’re breezing right past the fact she wearing chaps and a Ren-faire corset blouse?  Who she think she is, 14 year old me?? 

Ahhh, the part where everyone’s running out of the abandoned building because a girl just OD’d off her one pill, but Jimmy doesn’t want to tattle so nobody tells the cops and they all just go back to school, CLASSIC. 

“So if you’re poor, you’re dead?” Yeah, that’s almost kind of the point I think. Or otherwise burdened with debt to the point your wage servitude is a given.  

Fantastic stuff.  If you enjoyed that bit of nonsense, you should check out some of the 70's anti-drug propaganda videos on Prime, got stoned with my partner and cried our way through it the other night.  Delightful tale of 12 year olds buying Seconals from their 12 year old dealer because OBVIOUSLY people who paid…

My favorite storyline is the one where they got their periods, because the quiet one got hers first and the bitchy one is all pissy about that because she’s supposed to be first at everything. As an 11 year old who already had a period, reading about a 15 year old getting grumpy because she didn’t have one made me all…

I felt like I was having a stroke reading “when [she] left her position as White House press secretary six months ago” -- has 2019 spanned the entire decade? How was that only 6 months ago?? Also, she’s trash, please stop voting for people who claim God told them to run.  No he didn’t.   

Still want to know if Mossimo’s face was always like that, or if this is a series of lifts and tucks gone too far.

Jury nullification is one of the best tools we have to combat unjust laws.  FTS.